In between classes, Mr. O'Neill took Daria aside. 'Why me?' Daria wondered. “Yes?”

“I have noticed that Quinn and her friends have been acting weird while Ms. Lane and Ms. Burns were filming her. Is something wrong?”

“Nothing to be concerned about,” Daria answered bluntly.

“Oh dear!” O'Neill said in response to Daria's blunt response.

Daria changed tack. “Don't worry. It's more like, improvisational theatre,” she explained.

O'Neill relaxed. “That explains it then.”


And so between periods, the students of Lawndale High were treated with the entertainment of the 'Geeky Trio' acting like exaggerated versions of themselves. (Of course, only those students who shared the route they took saw the entertainment, but still more of the student body heard of it.)

Among those who heard of it was Tori Jericho. After leaving the Fashion Club she had stopped hanging around Sandi and had found other pursuits. She watched with interest as the three geeks performed for the Art Chick. “Interesting,” she murmured.

Lunch was different. )
Lawndale High School; November 8th; 9:34 AM
“Is Mr. Thoreau really turning his back on the world by moving to Walden Pond, or is he, by his example, trying desperately to save the world after all?” He looked at one of his students. “Normandy?”

“Brittany,” the cheerleader corrected. “He wasn't on Walden Pond because he hated the world. He was just mad at Jane Fonda. You know, he was her father in real life, too.”

“Um…” the teacher said before being interrupted.

The Principal rushed into the room. “Good morning! I hope I'm not disrupting the learning process.”

“Oh, no…”

“I've got some exciting information for you all,” Ms. Li began. “A team of talent scouts from Amazon Models will be here this week as part of their national talent search, and the most promising Lawndale High student will receive a professional modelling contract.”

“They got my letter,” Brittany commented.

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Timothy O’Neill wasn’t sure why he had come out to the café. He still a lot of work to do planning the next few days of classes. Maybe it was because Janet had been forced to resign and to leave Lawndale. He shook his head. He didn’t want to think too much about that. But then there was the loneliness, that gnawing loneliness.

“Mr. O’Neill?” Summer Lane asked again.

“Sorry, I was thinking of something,” he said with a shake of his head. “Please, call me Timothy.”

“Sure, Timothy,” Summer said with a smile.

“So, what have you been up to after school?” Timothy asked with a slight laugh.

“Mostly being a Mom,” Summer answered.

“I see,” Timothy said with another laugh.

“A single mom.”

“Oh!” Timothy said with a blush.

“Would you like me to get another coffee?” Summer asked.

“No,” Timothy answered. “Chai Tea will do.”

“Sure,” Summer said with a smile.


Jane dropped Quinn at home. “Thanks,” the latter said. “I hope it goes well with Summer.”

“Well, we never had as much of a rivalry as you and Daria.”

“That’s good,” Quinn said with a smile.


Helen saw her younger daughter come inside. “How was it, Quinn?” she asked.

“It was as usual, Mom, except that her sister, Summer, came home.”

“She’s the older one, isn’t she?”

“Yes. Her two older children had come to Lawndale again.”

Helen sighed. “I see. They didn’t distract you from your work did they?”

“Not really.”

“Good.”
A Lane’s Return to Lawndale Part 1
Summer Lane looked at Lawndale from the roadside. She usually hated returning to the place. This time was no different. She sighed. At least Adrian and Courtney were consistent. She didn’t know what to do if they had run off to a different place each time. She looked again; the essence of suburbia that was her hometown hadn’t changed much in the past eight months. Some of the further subdivisions seemed to stretch further towards the horizon and a few new buildings were going up downtown, but otherwise there was no difference.
She took a few photos of the town and then got back in the car. It was time to check in with Trent, Jane and whoever else was at her childhood home.


Five minutes later, Summer arrived at that house. It looked more dilapidated than it did the last time she had been there. She knew why Trent wasn’t looking after it. But she wasn’t sure why Jane hadn’t taken to using the outside walls as a canvas. She knocked on the door. Someone came to it. “Oh!”

“You’re here to see Trent?” the young redheaded woman asked.

“Kinda,” Summer answered. “I’m his eldest sister.”

“Oh, come in,” she said.


Summer saw that the kitchen, at least, was cleaner than she was used to seeing it. )
Café of Contention
“Class, I thought today we'd take a break from the tragedy of Romeo and Juliet to discuss the real-life tragedy that happened last night here in Lawndale. Let's share our feelings of violation following the loss of our beloved cybercafé, alt.lawndale.com. Who would like to start?” Timothy O’Neill said. He pointed to one of his students. “Charles? Charles? Did you hear me?”

“You mean, Kevin?” Kevin said.

O’Neill checked his seating charts. “Kevin, heh. I'm sorry. You uh, look like somebody else. What do you have to say about last night's horrible event?”

“I was home all night. You can ask my parents. Besides, I already have a computer.”

“No, Kevin. I mean, how did the theft make you feel?” the teacher asked.

“Um? Sad?” Kevin answered.

“Are you asking me or telling me?”

“Angry?”

O’Neill decided to ask a different student. “Jodie, how about you?”

“I think the cybercafé served one very particular segment of the community, but it still pisses me off when people take what isn't theirs,” Jodie Landon answered.

“That’s how I feel!”

“Thank you, Kevin. Jodie, about that word, "community." Isn't that the whole idea of a cybercafé? To jack us into the global community? I think what's most disturbing about this crime is the symbolism involved. Don't you agree, Jane?”

“No,” Jane Lane said.

“Suddenly, we're cut off. We can't hail our friends across the globe and say, "It's a beautiful day in the cyberhood." They didn't just take a few computers. They took the symbol of our virtual community. To visit alt.lawndale.com was to come together with the planet!”

“O come on!” Daria Morgendorffer objected.

“Yes?” the teacher asked.

“Come together with the planet? By staring at a screen for hours? Sitting in a room full of people you never say a word to?”

“Hmm,” O’Neill said, thinking on what she had said. “Interesting point, Dorian.”

“It’s Daria.”

“Uh, Damn Spiders,” the teacher murmured. “Daria, you believe that while connecting Lawndale citizens to our global neighbors, the café was alienating from each other?”

“I’m saying that if you really miss the place, put a Mr. Coffee in the computer lab.”

“So, in your opinion, what we really need is a return to the traditional coffee house of yore, where you'd watch some performers and share a cup with your friends, face to face.”

‘That wasn’t what she was saying at all!’ Brittany Taylor thought.

“Right here and now, let's pledge to make Daria's dream a reality,” O’Niell said.

“Would that qualify as an extracurricular activity?” Daria asked.

“Of course.”

“Then I'd like to register as a conscientious objector.”


Brittany joined her family for dinner. )
Daria arrived at Lawndale High twenty minutes before homeroom. It was larger than her old school, but then that was a rather small (and exclusive) school. Helen didn’t want her to waste (as she put it) Mother’s money sending her to Feilding, so she was going to the school Quinn was already going to. Many other students were milling around the campus as they arrived. Daria sighed. She wasn’t good in crowds. ‘Best to get it over with.’ She would have liked to check out the library, but she had to check in with the Principal.


Angela Li, Principal of Lawndale High, heard the knock at her office door. “Enter!” she said.

“Daria Barksdale here.”

“Welcome! Come in!”


Once Daria was seated, Ms. Li got down to business. “Your records have arrived from your old school, Ms. Barksdale. Quite impressive academically speaking.”

“I did do some extracurriculars,” Daria said picking up on the principal’s meaning.

“But not very many.”

“Just those I was interested in.”

“I see,” the Principal said.

“And when it comes to this school, the same logic will apply.”

“I think you will find a wide variety of extracurriculars here, Ms. Barksdale. There are over fifty clubs, and sports of all descriptions.”

“I will let the office know later this week. I would like to settle in first,” Daria said.

“Certainly, Ms. Barksdale. I look forward to finding out before next week. But there are other notations on your record.”

Daria knew to what she referred. “And you will note that was because of specific problems at each school.”

“Certainly,” Li said in an authorative tone. “But you did cause additional problems.”

“I saw something wrong, I tried to deal with it.”

“There is nothing wrong here, Ms. Barksdale.”

“I would hope that is the truth, Ms. Li,” Daria said.

“I will be keeping an eye on you. That is what I was saying!” the principal said.

“Understood.”

“You are free to go to class now. Here’s your hall pass.”

Daria recognised a dismissal when she saw one. “Later, Ms. Li.”


“Additional note to self,” Ms. Li said into a tape recorder after Daria had left, “keep additional eyes on Daria Barksdale!”

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Café Disaffecto – Facebook Edition
Lawndale Sun-Herald – Café robbed
Timothy O’Neill Oh no!

Daria Morgendorffer Of course Mr O’Neill would misunderstand my statement!

Eric Schrecter  Helen Morgendorffer
(Dinner meeting instructions)
Eric Schrecter Sorry, the meeting is canceled.

Sandi Griffin posted the Event Emergency Fashion Club Meeting.

Helen Morgendorffer  Daria Morgendorffer
Just reminding you that extracurriculars are helpful for getting into College.

Daria Morgendorffer I guess I’ll have to work at the Coffee House.

Daria Morgendorffer Fundraising! I hope Jane agrees.
Jane Lane No Way!
Daria Morgendorffer I’m coming over.

Brittany Taylor Fundraising is fun!
Kevin Thompson likes this.

Anthony DeMartino joined the group Where is that Damn Dislike Button!

Iris Johannsen Damn teenagers wouldn’t sell me a chocolate bar!
Part 5
Lawndale High, October 19th, 9:42 AM
“Class, I thought today we'd take a break from the tragedy of Romeo and Juliet to discuss the real-life tragedy that happened last night here in Lawndale. Let's share our feelings of violation following the loss of our beloved cybercafé, alt.lawndale.com,” Mr. Timothy O’Neill said to his Sophomore Language Arts class. He looked at one of the other students.

‘As long as he doesn’t look in my direction,’ Daria thought, not for the first time.

“Charles. Charles did you hear me?”

“You mean, Kevin?” Kevin Thompson said.

Mr. O’Niell paused as he looked at his seating chart. “Kevin I'm sorry. You uh, look like somebody else. What do you have to say about last night's horrible event?”

“I was home all night. You can ask my parents. Besides, I already have a computer.”

“No, Kevin. I mean, how did the theft make you feel?”

“Um… Said?” Kevin responded.

“Are you asking me or telling me?”

“Angry?”

Mr. O’Neill looked to one of the other students. “Jodie, how about you?”

“I think the cybercafé served one very particular segment of the community, but it still pisses me off when people take what isn't theirs,” Jodie said.

“That's how I feel!” Kevin interjected.

‘No, you don’t,’ Daria Morgendorffer thought.

“Thank you, Kevin. Jodie, about that word, "community." Isn't that the whole idea of a cybercafé? To jack us into the global community? I think what's most disturbing about this crime is the symbolism involved. Don't you agree, Jane?

“No,” Jane Lane said.

“Suddenly, we're cut off. We can't hail our friends across the globe and say, "It's a beautiful day in the cyberhood." They didn't just take a few computers. They took the symbol of our virtual community. To visit alt.lawndale.com was to come together with the planet!”

‘Oh, come on!’ Daria thought. O’Neill was just reading too much into it. She didn’t say that out loud as she didn’t want the attention.

O’Neill tried to continue to engage the class about the Cyber Café break in, but eventually turned back to Romeo and Juliet halfway through the period.
The Story of D – Facebook Edition
Helen Morgendorffer -> Rita Chalmers
But, if Erin never loved him, why'd she marry him in the first place?
Rita Chalmers Because he gave her herpes and thought no one else would want her!
Helen Morgendorffer Oh, lord Rita, it's a new millennium. When will people get rid of these outmoded ideas about sex?

Jane Lane Where is Daria?

Daria Morgendorffer Crap!

Stacy Rowe I wish I could win a Fashionvision Humanitarian Award.

Sandi Griffin As a prominent extracurricular organisation at Lawndale High, the Fashion Club has decided to lend our name to a worthy cause.
Quinn Morgendorffer A new mirror in the girl’s bathroom to replace the one that adds two pounds.
Sandi Griffin Donating a mirror will reflect well on us.

Jane Lane The plot may be a little muddled, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t like the story!

Sick Sad World This king of the jungle was one tubby tabby, until the animal plastic surgeon came to call. Lipo for Leo, next on Sick, Sad World.

Jake Morgendorffer Dammit! Why do they have to make the eye of the needle so darn small?

Sandi Griffin The Fashion Club has decided to write our own Fashion Magazine, in which we will make our own prognostications as to which trends will occur.

Jake Morgendorffer If it wasn't for Ellenbogen, I might be a Broadway lyricist. I could write songs for cats. I could write songs for dogs!

Helen Morgendorffer What are Daria and Tom up to?

Thomas Sloane Daria’s story was great!

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The Lawndale File - Facebook Edition
Daria Morgendorffer Agents? At Lawndale High?
Jane Lane Who are these 'different ones'?

Sick Sad World From outer space to in your face! Aliens walk among us! A Sick Sad World Exclusive now on!

Daria Morgendorffer Why are we talking about aliens again?

Daria Morgendorffer I'm still wondering what the hell Trent was playing
Jane Lane Same here

Helen Morgendorffer --> Daria Morgendorffer
Is something wrong with Quinn?
Daria Morgendorffer If this weren't a school day, I might have the time to begin answering that.

Helen Morgendorffer --> Quinn Morgendorffer
Is something wrong with Daria?
Quinn Morgendorffer If this weren't a school day, I might have time to say something about that...

Helen Morgendorffer What are they teaching about immigration at Lawndale High?

Daria Morgendorffer Why is Quinn covering her neck?

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