The Lawndale File - Facebook Edition

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The Lawndale File - Facebook Edition
Daria Morgendorffer Agents? At Lawndale High?
Jane Lane Who are these 'different ones'?

Sick Sad World From outer space to in your face! Aliens walk among us! A Sick Sad World Exclusive now on!

Daria Morgendorffer Why are we talking about aliens again?

Daria Morgendorffer I'm still wondering what the hell Trent was playing
Jane Lane Same here

Helen Morgendorffer --> Daria Morgendorffer
Is something wrong with Quinn?
Daria Morgendorffer If this weren't a school day, I might have the time to begin answering that.

Helen Morgendorffer --> Quinn Morgendorffer
Is something wrong with Daria?
Quinn Morgendorffer If this weren't a school day, I might have time to say something about that...

Helen Morgendorffer What are they teaching about immigration at Lawndale High?

Daria Morgendorffer Why is Quinn covering her neck?


Brittany Taylor --> Daria Morgendorffer
Whatever you may have heard about 'implants' it's not true!
Jane Lane oops?

Timothy O'Neill became a fan of The X-Files
Janet Barch likes this
Janet Barch Go Scully!

Timothy O'Neill All this creepy Science Fiction is just a throw back to the old Cold War Paranoia
Daria Morgendorffer Aliens in the sky, Communists under the bed
Timothy O'Neill Exactly. And accusations flying, all because of Atomic jitters. You're a Communist. You're an alien

Daria Morgendorffer --> Jane Lane Trade you Cuba for Jupiter
Timothy O'Neill One stood for the other in those old movies

Sandi Griffin --> Quinn Morgendorffer If you refuse to explain your strange outfit, I'm afraid the Fashion Club will have to consider sanctions.
Quinn Morgendorffer I will explain later. It's not an antifashion statement.
Sandi Griffin Very well, But we only have your word to go on.

Joseph Green --> Quinn Morgendorffer Mr. O'Neill says that girl from your house is an atomic Communist.
Jefferson Brown-Mercer And her friend's an alien
Tiffany Blum-Deckler Gross!

Tiffany Blum-Deckler --> Stacy Rowe But... if Quinn's cousin is an atomic communist from Mars, shouldn't she have a more interesting outfit?
Stacy Rowe Stop it, Tiffany. You're scaring me!
Tiffany Blum-Deckler Sorry

Daria Morgendorffer Mr. DeMartino Arrested?!
Jane Lane The worst is over now?

Stacy Rowe --> Quinn Morgendorffer I am so glad you're still one of us.
Quinn Morgendorffer OMG Stacy! What did you think?
Daria Morgendorffer ????

Jane Lane --> Daria Morgendorffer Come on! Not even Aliens would give the planet to the Fashion Club. You're getting paranoid.
Daria Morgendorffer I'm not talking about aliens. But there's something out there. Something stupid.
Jane Lane Um, could you come over. Trent's music is getting more... cheerful.

Jake Morgendorffer Where is Daria going???

Helen Morgendorffer DeMartino led off in handcuffs? Oh my!

Kevin Thompson, Brittany Taylor, Charles Ruttheimer III, Jodie Landon, Michael J. Mackenzie and Timothy O'Neill joined the Event Perfectly Ordinary Meeting in the Woods at the End of Howard Drive
Jodie Landon What are we doing here anyway?
Michael J. Mackenzie Kevin, I need to stop you from doing something stupid that would give the team a bad name.

Michael J. Mackenzie --> Timothy O'Neill ??? You're hunting Communists too?
Timothy O'Neill I wouldn't call it hunting. I heard a rumor about educators going to the gulag. But me. No!

Jane Lane Whoa!
Daria Morgendorffer Come on! Those lights were merely the result of stupid stalkers carrying flashlights.

Jodie Landon Why are we sneaking around Lawndale's outskirts anyway?
Timothy O'Neill You're right. We've been all been acting very foolish.
Kevin Thompson Hey, man. Speak for yourself!
Timothy O'Neill Oh! Sorry Kevin. But perhaps a rally is in order. You know something before classes to promote understanding, remove the fear and increase the peace.

Jane Lane Was Trent beckoning to the UFO?
Daria Morgendorffer Remember that it went away.
Trent Lane I'm not playing any differently than the usual way I play.

Pizza Prince (Lawndale) --> Arthur Anderson You're Fired!
Arthur Anderson Oh Man!

Timothy O'Neill posted the Event Anti-Communist Rally at Lawndale High.

Anthony DeMartino I finally convinced those glorified dogcatchers from Immigration that I am not an illegal alien. But now I have a question. Who told them I was?

Janet Barch Oops?

Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane joined the Event Anti-Communist Rally at Lawndale High.
Daria Morgendorffer Everyone's acting weird.

Sandi Griffin Dressed for Fashion Club solidarity
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Stacy Rowe -> Quinn Morgendorffer
I'm _so_ sorry!

Angela Li -> Timothy O'Neill
You may have wanted to clear up misunderstandings, but it was still a breach of discipline!

Jane Lane -> Daria Morgendorffer
So, you finally convinced your dad that you're not a communist?
Daria Morgendorffer Yeah, I'm showing him how much I love money by hitting him up for it every chance I get.

Jane Lane -> Daria Morgendorffer
Hey, it's Trent's Hell Music.
Happy Herb's Cars I'm Happy Herb, and I sell cars, so come on down.
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Trent Lane So now you know
Daria Morgendorffer Nice jingle
Trent Lane You don't have to tell me. I'm a complete sell-out. But I really needed the gig.
Trent Lane I got 40 bucks, an hour of studio time and new tyres.

Sick Sad World On the next Sick Sad World: Alien love goddesses are depriving Americans of their skins and their jobs.
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Trent Lane Hey, Cool
Daria Morgendorffer We should be upset about this.
Jane Lane I don't know. Those outfits look pretty good.