Daria Dance Party – Facebook Edition
Jane Lane became a fan of Large Canvases
Angela Li Claire Defoe vacated her post!
Kevin Thompson changed his relationship status to Single
Brittany Taylor changed her relationship status to Single
Timothy O’Neill posted the Event Lawndale High School Dance
Sandi Griffin I, like, have had a flashback of nightmare!
Tiffany Blum-Deckler Sandi, are you ok?
Quinn Morgendorffer I am heading the Dance Committee
Brittany TaylorAngie Zammit
I've had it! Kevin and I are finally over for good!
Angie Zammit Is it over-over, like the time he got you a football for your birthday, or just over, like the time he thought your goldfish needed air?
Brittany Taylor No, this time it's really over-over. And as fellow cheerleaders, you have to swear on a stack of pompoms not to go to the dance with that two-timing, scum of the earth, Kevin.
Angie Zammi tI solemnly swear not to go to the dance with that two-timing, scum of the earth, Kevin. Yay, team!
Donna Bolton I solemnly swear not to go to the dance with that two-timing, scum of the earth, Kevin. Yay, team!
Nikki Dowling I solemnly swear not to go to the dance with that two-timing, scum of the earth, Kevin. Yay, team!
Lisa Fisher I solemnly swear not to go to the dance with that two-timing, scum of the earth, Kevin. Yay, team!
Kevin Thompson So it's agreed. No one asks Brittany to the dance. We're men; we got to stick together. We show them who's boss.
Quinn Morgendorffer, Sandi Griffin, Stacy Rowe and Tiffany Blum-Deckler are attending the event Dance Committee Meeting at the Morgendorffers.
Quinn Morgendorffer: Liveblogging… now
Quinn Morgendorffer So I was thinking, since we'll all be wearing designer dresses, we should have a fashion show theme. The dance floor could be on a runway and everyone could watch us from the sidelines.
Stacy Rowe:That's a great idea!
Tiffany Blum-DecklerYeah, really great, Quinn Morgendoffer.
Sandi Griffin: Yes, if you want to make a mockery of the runway by having the visually unacceptable waddle all over it.
Tiffany Blum-Deckler Oh, yeah
Stacy Rowe Oh right
Quinn Morgendorffer Okay, then... maybe since we're all wearing bronze, gold and copper dresses, we should have a bronze, gold and copper dance!
Tiffany Blum-Deckler Oh, yeah.
Stacy Rowe That's cool
Sandi Griffin Great. Then everyone will know what we're wearing ahead of time, so no one will be surprised.
Tiffany Blum-Deckler She has a point.
Quinn MorgendorfferSandi GriffinGee, Sandi, since you don't like any of my ideas, maybe there's something you'd like to do.
Sandi GriffinI think we should decorate the gym like the inside of the Concorde.
Quinn Morgendorffer Um, it's a cute idea and everything, but I'm not sure there would be much room to dance.
Sandi Griffin Gee, Quinn, if you're not going to listen to ideas from your own dance committee, maybe you should just plan the dance alone.
Quinn Morgendorffer Don't be silly...
Sandi Griffin So now I'm silly?
Quinn Morgendorffer I meant, it would be silly for me to plan the dance alone when I have such a talented committee. I know the four of us can come up with something really fun!
Sandi Griffin: But I already did come up with something really fun.
Quinn Morgendorffer But it's just... well, not practical.
Sandi Griffin Maybe I should just have my own party, since you obviously think I'm postal.
Quinn Morgendorffer I don't think you're postal!
Sandi Griffin, Stacy Rowe and Tiffany Blum-Deckler have left the event Dance Committee Meeting at the Morgendorffers
Kevin ThompsonAngie Zammit So, Angie, want to go to the dance with the Q.B.? I'll drive.
Angie Zammit No thanks, Kevin. I've got plans that night to... read a newspaper
Kevin Thompson OK
Kevin ThompsonQuinn Morgendorffer Hey Quinn
Quinn Morgendorffer Not now!
Kevin ThompsonDaria Morgendorffer Can I ask you a personal question?
Daria Morgendorffer No.
Kevin Thompson See, normally, I have no trouble in, you know, the babe department. But now, they're treating me like I'm on the honor roll or something.
Jane Lane Kids can be so cruel.
Kevin Thompson I can't get one cheerleader to go to the dance with me. I don't get it.
Jane Lane Maybe you're losing your looks.
Daria Morgendorffer Or maybe you're losing your mind.
Kevin ThompsonYou think I'm losing my looks?
Daria Morgendorffer Why do you have to go to the dance with a cheerleader?
Kevin Thompson It's not to make Brittany jealous, if that's what you think.
Jane Lane I'm convinced.
Daria Morgendorffer Cheer up. I'm sure there are plenty of non-cheerleaders who would be happy to waste three hours of their lives at a dance with you.
Kevin Thompson Oh, wait. I see where this is going. Hey, Daria, no offense, but no way. I mean, what are you thinking?
Daria Morgendorffer Huh?
Timothy O’Neill is contemplating taking a colleague to the dance.
Quinn MorgendorfferTimothy O’Neill I can’t head the dance committee! My great aunt Audrey died.
Timothy O’Neill Quinn, wait. If there's anything I can do to help you through this time of bereavement...
Quinn Morgendorffer All right! So I don't have a great-aunt Audrey. Sandi, Stacy and Tiffany deserted me and no one else will help and I can't plan the dance all by myself!
Timothy O’Neill I see. You must be feeling a lot of teenage stress to make up such a fanciful story.
Quinn Morgendorffer So I'm off the hook?
Timothy O’Neill Quinn, I've got a solution. I will be your dance committee!
Quinn Morgendorffer Fine! I'll find a new committee!
Brittany TaylorJodie Landon I can't believe it. No one has asked me to the dance! Am I losing my looks?
Jodie Landon Brittany, I completely disapprove of this ridiculous fight with Kevin.
Jodie Landon But if you insist on teaching the big idiot a lesson, why not ask Robert to the dance?
Brittany Taylor But he's at DisneyWorld with his family till next Friday!
Jodie Landon So he doesn't know about any of this. That's why he'll say yes, see?
Sick Sad World What deadly new diseases can you pick up by sitting down? Toilet seat terror, on the next Sick, Sad World.
Jane Lane is now on the Dance Committee
Timothy O’Neill Did Quinn give you my list of suggestions?
Jane Lane, Daria Morgendorffer, Jodie Landon and 212 others are attending the event Jackson Pollock Memorial Dance.
Sandi Griffin, Stacy Rowe, Tiffany Blum-Deckler and 10 others are attending the event Party at Sandi’s House.
Denver Broncos Still Snowbound!
WLND Instead of Football, an encore presentation of 50 Years of Off-Broadway Choreography.
Jamie White This is boring.
Jeffy Brown and Joey Green joined the group This is Why we need a dislike button!
Jamie White, Jeffy Brown, Joey Green and 5 others have left the event Party at Sandi’s House.
Jamie White, Jeffy Brown and Joey Green are attending the event Jackson Pollock Memorial Dance.
Kevin Thompson is attending the event Jackson Pollock Memorial Dance.
Sandi Griffin Where are you guys?
Tiffany Blum-Deckler I heard a bunch of cars leaving earlier.
Sandi Griffin Why didn’t you say anything?
Tiffany Blum-Deckler I figured they belonged to a really big family.
Brittany Taylor A broken jaw? For me?
Brittany Taylor is now in a relationship
Sandi Griffin Sam Griffin Let us in, you little brat!
Sandi Griffin Sam Griffin Let us in, you little brat!
Sandi Griffin Sam Griffin Let us in, you little brat!
Sandi Griffin Sam Griffin Let us in, you little brat!
Stacy Rowe We’re still stuck outside!
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