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Daria – Aunt Nauseam Facebook Edition
Jake Morgendorffer For Dinner tonight; a recipe from my new Civil War Cookbook!
Daria Morgendorffer Are you serving us Amputated Leg?
Quinn Morgendorffer Eww!

Vitale, Davis, Horowitz, Schrecter and Shrecter The AMC Motors case has been settled.
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Rita Chalmers → Helen Morgendorffer Erin has filed for divorce from Brian. Help!
Daria Morgendorffer Call the Sibling Rivalry SWAT team!
Helen Morgendorffer What? Erin and Brain are getting divorced?
Quinn Morgendorffer So, I spent the whole day in that disgusting bridesmaid dress for nothing?
Rita Chalmers Wouldn't you love to handle it?
Daria Morgendorffer No, Quinn, you had to pay for it, remember?