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Wedding Trouble – Conclusion
Leeville
In the meantime, Helen had continued to drink. “Honey, maybe we ought to think about getting back,” Jake said.
“No, my little party's just beginning,” Helen objected. “Waiter!”
“Here, I'll get you some coffee and wedding cake,” Jake said trying to defuse the situation.
“Oh, Rita would love that, seeing me balloon up right in front of her.”
“Helen, um, you're being kind of loud.”
“Oh, no! We don't want a scene do we? We don't want to spoil the lovely wedding that lovely mother spent so much lovely money on.”
Paul arrived at the table at that moment. “Is everything okay here?” he asked.
“Well, you're right about one thing; she sure knows how to pick'em!” Helen said in her intoxicated state.
“Hey!” Paul cried out.
“Keep it down!” Jake cried out.
“Wanna make me?” Paul asked.
Rita and Erin then arrived. “What's going on? Helen?” Rita asked, shocked at the scene.
Erin was even more shocked. “Oh, you know perfectly well what's going on, Mother. Your pathetic boyfriend is making a scene!”
“What do you mean, pathetic?” Paul asked.
“Look in the mirror, pal!” Jake answered, his voice rising.
Helen stood, swaying. “I just want to say one thing, Rita. You may be the pretty one, you may be the one Mom loves, but I worked my damn butt off!”
Erin didn't like this at all! “Aunt Helen! Please!”
Brian then arrived at the table...
“What's going on? No cat fights, ladies!” he said.
“Shut the hell up, you prehistoric imbicile!” Rita called out.
( Amy and Daria looked at the increasing fracas... )
Leeville
In the meantime, Helen had continued to drink. “Honey, maybe we ought to think about getting back,” Jake said.
“No, my little party's just beginning,” Helen objected. “Waiter!”
“Here, I'll get you some coffee and wedding cake,” Jake said trying to defuse the situation.
“Oh, Rita would love that, seeing me balloon up right in front of her.”
“Helen, um, you're being kind of loud.”
“Oh, no! We don't want a scene do we? We don't want to spoil the lovely wedding that lovely mother spent so much lovely money on.”
Paul arrived at the table at that moment. “Is everything okay here?” he asked.
“Well, you're right about one thing; she sure knows how to pick'em!” Helen said in her intoxicated state.
“Hey!” Paul cried out.
“Keep it down!” Jake cried out.
“Wanna make me?” Paul asked.
Rita and Erin then arrived. “What's going on? Helen?” Rita asked, shocked at the scene.
Erin was even more shocked. “Oh, you know perfectly well what's going on, Mother. Your pathetic boyfriend is making a scene!”
“What do you mean, pathetic?” Paul asked.
“Look in the mirror, pal!” Jake answered, his voice rising.
Helen stood, swaying. “I just want to say one thing, Rita. You may be the pretty one, you may be the one Mom loves, but I worked my damn butt off!”
Erin didn't like this at all! “Aunt Helen! Please!”
Brian then arrived at the table...
“What's going on? No cat fights, ladies!” he said.
“Shut the hell up, you prehistoric imbicile!” Rita called out.
( Amy and Daria looked at the increasing fracas... )
Quinn's Code 14 Wedding Trouble - Part 2
Sep. 19th, 2021 05:37 pmQuinn’s Code 14 Wedding Trouble – Part 2
It was uncomfortable. Daria figited. It was just as she had feared. The dress was ill fitted and to make it more infuriating, the seemstress was continually pricking her with a pin. She silently steamed. 'She is incompetent!' she thought. Not for the first time.
“Nature didn't see fit to give you much in the way of hips, did she, dearie?”
“That shouldn't be a problem!” Daria said, with a merely annoyed tone.
“Turn around please.”
“Oh, Scarlet, You grow lovlier by the day,” Jane said in a southern accent while batting her eyebrows.
Daria sighed. “I'll kill you.”
Jane merely smiled.
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It was uncomfortable. Daria figited. It was just as she had feared. The dress was ill fitted and to make it more infuriating, the seemstress was continually pricking her with a pin. She silently steamed. 'She is incompetent!' she thought. Not for the first time.
“Nature didn't see fit to give you much in the way of hips, did she, dearie?”
“That shouldn't be a problem!” Daria said, with a merely annoyed tone.
“Turn around please.”
“Oh, Scarlet, You grow lovlier by the day,” Jane said in a southern accent while batting her eyebrows.
Daria sighed. “I'll kill you.”
Jane merely smiled.
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A Tree Grows in Lawndale – Facebook Edition
Brittany Taylor Kevin looks like a rebel in his new jacket!
Kevin Thompson Thanks Babe!!
<- Picture ->
Jane Lane Where’s the bike?
Kevin Thompson Huh?
Daria Morgendorffer That’s a motorcycle jacket. It’s made out of leather to protect you from scrapes when your head’s bouncing off the grille of a truck.
Jane Lane If you’re wearing it for style, then it is a waste of a perfectly good cow.
Sick Sad World Is your cutlery holding an edge or going over one? “Diary of a mad steak knife,” tonight on Sick Sad Work.
Rita Chalmers So Mom’s paying for the room
Helen Morgendorffer Honestly, I don’t care if Mother’s paying for your new family room!
Daria Morgendorffer Maybe she can get a new family to go with it
Rita Chalmers What?
Helen Morgendorffer Daria’s practicing… for something..
Brittany Taylor Kevin looks like a rebel in his new jacket!
Kevin Thompson Thanks Babe!!
<- Picture ->
Jane Lane Where’s the bike?
Kevin Thompson Huh?
Daria Morgendorffer That’s a motorcycle jacket. It’s made out of leather to protect you from scrapes when your head’s bouncing off the grille of a truck.
Jane Lane If you’re wearing it for style, then it is a waste of a perfectly good cow.
Sick Sad World Is your cutlery holding an edge or going over one? “Diary of a mad steak knife,” tonight on Sick Sad Work.
Rita Chalmers So Mom’s paying for the room
Helen Morgendorffer Honestly, I don’t care if Mother’s paying for your new family room!
Daria Morgendorffer Maybe she can get a new family to go with it
Rita Chalmers What?
Helen Morgendorffer Daria’s practicing… for something..
