05 The Trip to Freemont
Jane looked at the card Daria held out. “Wow. Licensed to drive. The grotesque picture makes it official.”
“Thanks,” Daria said.
“So now that you're in the government's master computer for the rest of your life, let's celebrate,” Jane said.
Inside, Jane took some cake out of the freezer. “Tada!”
“It looks kind of old,” Daria commented.
“Yeah, well, I baked it way back when you took the test the first time,” Jane explained.
“You baked this?”
“Baked, bought. Let's not ruin the moment with a lot of technical mumbo-jumbo.”
Then Mystik Spiral arrived.
“Cake,” Trent said.
“Cool,” Jesse said.
“It’s for Daria,” Jane explained.
“He can have some. I mean, they can have some,” Daria said.
“What’s up, Birthday?” Trent asked.
“She got her license,” Jane explained.
“Whoa! This thing is really hard and cold. You think it's frozen?”
“Could be, Nick, could be. It just might have to thaw out.”
“I’ll wait,” Jesse said.
“No, you won't. We can't hang around, man. We've got a world tour! World tour!” Max Tyler said.
“Then we'd better find a hammer. Come on, Nick,” Jesse said, before leaving.
“Let 'em go,” Daria said. “They'll give it a good home. What world tour?”
“We got a gig in Freemont, 100 miles away,” Trent answered.
“It’s a small world after all,” Daria commented
“If I could talk to the animals. Anyway, I told you about that, remember? I'm the road management coordinator?”
“You mean we're paying you 20 bucks to drive us.”
“Let's not cloud the horizon with a lot of semantic hair-splitting,”
“You ought to come along, Daria,” Trent said.
“Forget it! I tried. She's house-sitting,” Jane said.
“My mother is away for the weekend, I told her I’d keep Quinn from turning the place into a modelling agency.”
“Too bad. It’s gonna be cool,” Trent said.
“Yeah, I was there with my Dad… once…” Daria said, trailing off. His death was still rather fresh in her mind. “Anyway, isn’t it a lot duller than Lawndale?”
“Hey, not after the Spiral gets there! We're criminales! We live life on the edge! You go up against the Spiral, we're gonna take you down!” Max said.
“Even if it’s SpiderGirl?” Daria asked.
“I bet she’s a bored cheerleader with too much free time,” Trent said.
“That doesn’t explain what she’s been seen doing,” Daria said.
“Maybe.”
( Elsewhere in Lawndale... )