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Mary Jane – Spider-Girl
It was an ordinary day at Midtown High School. MJ Watson was there early. Everyone knew her as ‘MJ’. Only her parents and teachers called her Mary Jane. The fight she had with her parents the previous night was on her mind as she arrived at the school. “Where are you all the time, Mary Jane?” she groused, imitating her father’s tone. She shook her head, clearing her mind of the confrontation. She wanted to focus on the day of school ahead. Especially the Oscorp field trip.

She entered the school building hoping that the day would be a good one. It wasn’t long before something happened. She found Felicia Hardy near her locker.

Stacy and the Brain Phase
“Eggshell, I said Egg plant!” Quinn said.

“You’re kidding!” Stacy said.

They both laughed.

“Quinn?” It was Mr. O’Neill, who had come up to them unseen. “Was there something you wanted to say?”

“Um, I didn’t get my essay back,” Quinn said.

“That’s true, Quinn,” O’Neill said with a disappointed tone. “I’m afraid I need to see you after class.”

The bell rang, and Quinn looked at Stacy. ‘Wait up,’ she seemed to say.

Stacy got up to go. “I’ll save you a place at the mirror,” she said.


Little did Stacy know that there was a crisis coming up. She was worried when Quinn didn’t show up at the mirror, but she figured that O’Neill was talking her ear off with one of his (sometimes) relatable sop stories.


( A week later... )

“Good Morning, Agent M,” Monogram said. “Lawn gnomes across the Tri-State Area are disappearing, leaving thousands of gardens unprotected against black magic. We suspect Doofenshmirtz. Get right on it.”

‘Are you sure it’s Doofenshmirtz, not someone else?’ Candace thought as the screen changed.

‘Doofenshmirtz not present in his building.’

“Then where is he?”


Stacy Hirano and Jenny Brown arrived at the Flynn Fletchers. They saw Phineas and Ferb put the finishing touches on the beach they were constructing. “Hey, Where’s Candace?” Stacy asked as she came up to Phineas.

“I’m not sure. She was inside earlier,” Phineas said.

“I know she was,” Stacy said, thinking on what she had been saying about Suzy and Katie. She knew that Candace didn’t really spend time with either of them. “But I wanted to tell her that we passed Jeremy and his buddies with their surf boards.”

“Cool,” Phineas said.

Stacy glanced at the water, where she could see her overachiever sister with the other Fireside Girls in her troop. She suppressed a sigh and turned to Jenny. “Let’s see if Candace is in her room before we go to the water.”

“Sure,” Jenny said.


Candace had disguised herself as a lawn gnome before waiting at the side of the house. Phineas and Ferb had outdone themselves again. The beach was totally bustable! She had seen Stacy and Jenny talking to Phineas but hadn’t heard what Stacy was saying. She sighed. Then suddenly she was falling. Doofenshmirtz had fallen for her plan.


Jenny knocked on Candace’s door. No response. She looked to Stacy, who shrugged, so she opened the door. “She’s not here,” she said.

“I’ll call her,” Stacy said.

The Story of D – Facebook Edition
Helen Morgendorffer -> Rita Chalmers
But, if Erin never loved him, why'd she marry him in the first place?
Rita Chalmers Because he gave her herpes and thought no one else would want her!
Helen Morgendorffer Oh, lord Rita, it's a new millennium. When will people get rid of these outmoded ideas about sex?

Jane Lane Where is Daria?

Daria Morgendorffer Crap!

Stacy Rowe I wish I could win a Fashionvision Humanitarian Award.

Sandi Griffin As a prominent extracurricular organisation at Lawndale High, the Fashion Club has decided to lend our name to a worthy cause.
Quinn Morgendorffer A new mirror in the girls bathroom to replace the one that adds two pounds.
Sandi Griffin Donating a mirror will reflect well on us.

Jane Lane The plot may be a little muddled, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t like the story!

Sick Sad World This king of the jungle was one tubby tabby, until the animal plastic surgeon came to call. Lipo for Leo, next on Sick, Sad World.

Star Trek – The Next Generation – After Minos
Lieutenant Geordi La Forge looked at the Saucer Section on the viewscreen. He was ready for the mission to be over. He glanced at the two young officers in front of him. “Ready?” he asked them.

Both nodded.

“Initiate reconnection sequence,” he ordered.

“Aye, Lieutenant,” Ensign T’Su said.

The Doctor and the Borg
USS Voyager NCC 74656
The Doctor looked at the viewscreen. At the large cubic monstrosity of a ship. He had run into them before, while he was travelling with Amy and Rory. “Run,” he said to the Captain.

“We've battled the Borg before, Doctor,” Captain Janeway countered. “They're dangerous, but we can handle ourselves.

'Of course,' the Doctor thought as he remembered Felicia telling him about Seven of Nine. “But now, something's different.. They have detected something aboard Voyager they want.”

“They want the TARDIS?” Ensign Harry Kim asked.

“And me,” the Doctor added.


In Astrometrics, Seven of Nine looked at the data on the incoming Cube. 'They have detected Species 1963, Gallifreyian Time Lord, why are they holding back?' she wondered.

Daria - Summer in Boston
Summer Lane arrived in Boston. She hadn’t been there before, and she wouldn’t have been there if her younger sister, Jane, hadn’t decided to go to college at Boston Fine Arts College. There were many other Arts schools in the country, including some that were both closer to Lawndale and to the place Summer had made home. “Now, which way to BFAC?” she wondered.

Star Trek: Lower Decks
Holonovel Speed Run
It was a quiet day on the USS Cerritos. Ensign Beckett Mariner was bored. Especially since she had just got off duty from a long day of cataloguing tricorder scan results. There were other tasks an Ensign could do that weren’t so mind-numbing.

However, the day was over, and she was ready to relax. She entered a turbolift. “Holodeck 2!”

A New Generation – So it Begins
“Deanna Troi Personal Log; Stardate 41285.9. It’s all lies. But I’ll start at the beginning.”


Enterprise arrived at Starbase 395, located at the edge of Federation space, after a month of ‘leisurely’ travel from Deneb IV.

Lieutenant Deanna Troi returned to her quarters to find that there was a private message waiting for her. “No!” she said. For she recognized the ostentatious crest that had appeared at the start of the message. The combination of the symbols of the Betazed Ministry of Federation and Foreign Affairs, the Federation Diplomatic Service and the Fifth House of Betazed. There was only one person who used that symbol. Ambassador Lwaxana Troi, her mother. She breathed deeply and pressed ‘Accept.

“Little One!”

She paused the message. How many times had she told her she didn’t like that diminutive? She hadn’t like it since her powers had activated at puberty. She resumed the playback.

“I heard the Enterprise was stopping over at Starbase 395, so I had to go there. Besides I need to be there for negotiations next week, so I would have been there anyway. I digress. I have become aware of something that we need to discuss urgently. Something that can’t be discussed over subspace.”

She paused the message again. What was the thing that she needed to discuss urgently? Her heart beat faster. She didn’t know, did she? ‘Impossible,’ she thought. But then her mother did have her resources.

“I hope to see you soon. I will come to the Enterprise as soon as the ship docks.” The message ended.

Deanna looked out the window. Enterprise was very close to the Starbase. Docking would occur in minutes. She resolved to meet her mother at the airlock.


Lwaxana waited for the docking sequence to complete. Eventually, the airlock opened and she walked through to the Enterprise, to find her daughter waiting for her. ‘Little One! I didn’t expect to see you waiting for me.’

‘Hello, Mother. Your message sounded rather urgent and I want to know what you know!’

Deanna was rather direct, but then she had reason to. And she sensed a lot of worry coming off of her.

‘Not right here, Little One! There are other Betazoids at the Starbase.’

‘Of course, not right here,’ Deanna interrupted.

‘Then we’ll have to go somewhere aboard Enterprise. Preferably where no one else is.’


Five minutes later, Deanna and her mother entered a lounge on Deck 3

Doctor Who: Mystery in Polonia
Tegan Jovanka wandered through the TARDIS corridors. It had been a while since the ship had landed. While she had enjoyed the time she had spent with the Doctor (and occasionally Turlough) reading in the library, she wanted to get out and about. ‘I can see he has accumulated most of those books on his travels. They are not all from Gallifrey,’ she thought as she came to the Console Room. It was empty. The Doctor was elsewhere in the ship, but she could see the that they were still in flight.
“Where are we headed, then?”

There was no response from the console, not that she expected any.

“Where’s the Doctor?”

There was a beep as if to say ‘none of your business.’

“Have it your way,” she said. She decided to go and find him.


The Doctor was in the kitchen. He was a little annoyed at the TARDIS for just drifting in the vortex. Sure, he liked spending time with Tegan, but he wanted to get out there and make a difference. ‘Besides, the longer I spend in the vortex, the more likely the Time Lords would stick their noses in,’ he thought. “Are you going somewhere, old girl?” he asked. He got the sense that his ship was indeed going somewhere, but was taking her time about it. He sighed. ‘I better check the Console,’ he thought.

As he headed to the Console room, he saw Turlough watching the end of a British movie from the ‘60’s in one of the theatres.


As Tegan left the Console Room, she saw the Doctor come around one of the corners. “There you are!” she chided.

“You were looking for me?” he asked in mock surprise.

“I’m bored. The ship may be huge, but I’d like to be somewhere, even if it may be dangerous.”

“Be careful for what you wish for,” the Doctor said.

Tegan frowned.

“Brave heart, Tegan,” the Doctor said, as he took her hand in a comforting gesture.

She had to admit, holding his hand was calming. “Thanks.”

He led her back to the Console Room.


Turlough entered the Console Room to see that the TARDIS was still in flight, and the Doctor and Tegan standing very close to each other as they both scrutinized the readouts on the Console. That was one thing that was annoying. It made him feel like he was a ‘third wheel’ or something. He cleared his throat and the two stepped away from each other as they noticed them. He saw Tegan blushing as they did so.

“Turlough, how was the movie?” the Doctor asked.

“It was, interesting,” he answered. “We still haven’t landed anywhere, I see.”

“No, we haven’t,” Tegan said.

“The TARDIS is certainly taking it’s time isn’t it?”

“Yes…”

However, at that moment the rotor on the console stopped moving with the usual voorp! voorp! sound. The ship had landed.


Tegan stepped outside first. She saw that the ship had materialized in a mid-sized park in a city somewhere. She knew that it wasn’t on Earth as she could see two moons that were both half the apparent size of Earths’ moon, one nearer to the horizon than the other. ‘One must be larger and further away,’ she thought, remembering something the Doctor had told her about orbital mechanics at some point.

The Doctor and Turlough followed her out. “Polonia,” the Doctor said.

“You recognize it from the moons?” Tegan asked.

“Not only that, but some of the vegetation in this park,” the Doctor answered.

She looked around.