Beginnings - Daria - The Story of D - Facebook Edition

The Story of D – Facebook Edition
Helen Morgendorffer -> Rita Chalmers
But, if Erin never loved him, why'd she marry him in the first place?
Rita Chalmers Because he gave her herpes and thought no one else would want her!
Helen Morgendorffer Oh, lord Rita, it's a new millennium. When will people get rid of these outmoded ideas about sex?

Jane Lane Where is Daria?

Daria Morgendorffer Crap!

Stacy Rowe I wish I could win a Fashionvision Humanitarian Award.

Sandi Griffin As a prominent extracurricular organisation at Lawndale High, the Fashion Club has decided to lend our name to a worthy cause.
Quinn Morgendorffer A new mirror in the girls bathroom to replace the one that adds two pounds.
Sandi Griffin Donating a mirror will reflect well on us.

Jane Lane The plot may be a little muddled, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t like the story!

Sick Sad World This king of the jungle was one tubby tabby, until the animal plastic surgeon came to call. Lipo for Leo, next on Sick, Sad World.