27th January 2018 Writings

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Excerpt from: A Tree Grows in Lawndale – Facebook Edition
Jake Morgendorffer We’re on a fault line too!
 
Jane Lane Oh look, the circus is coming to town.
Daria Morgendorffer On what appears to be a very fast lawnmower.
 
Brittany Taylor Don’t we look like rebels?
 
<- Picture ->
 
Jane Lane Oh, yeah, that cricket in your front teeth is very James Dean
 
Jefferson Brown Oh, no! Kevin has crashed into the Tommy Sherman Memorial Tree!
Kevin Thompson From now on, I only drink Yoo-Hoo!
Brittany Taylor NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Daria Morgendorffer à Jane Lane You know, if you break up Brittany’s attempt at thought, it looks like a Mystik Spiral song. “Armpits have feelings, but not for me. Now what do I do with lips empty?”
Jane Lane Are you sure you don’t want to replace “lips” with “skull”?
Daria Morgendorffer It’s a work in progress
 
Michael Mackenzie à Kevin Thompson Come on, man, it’s just a sprained knee. You gotta play. The team needs you.
Kevin Thompson No it doesn’t. The only team that needs me is the one that sits all the time. The Chess Team
Michael Mackenzie But you don’t know how to play chess.
 
Brittany Taylor I got an “A” for a poem I didn’t know how to write?
Steven Taylor and Ashley-Amber Taylor like this.
 
Brittany Taylor is now single.
 
Jane Lane Does Study Hall go faster when you’re somewhere else?
Daria Morgendorffer Life goes faster when you’re somewhere else.
Jane Lane Well, the Tommy Sherman Memorial Tree is still dead.
 
Brittany Taylor Tommy Sherman is Haunting us!
 
Charles Ruttheimer III Listen to my announcement of the latest game where the Lions lost heavily to Oakwood!
Chuck Announces – Lions Still Loosing – ‘Mad Mack’ doesn’t have it.
 
Angela Li This is really bad for Lawndale High! I’ve got to do something about all this loosing!
 
Sandi Griffin Something to take our minds off that abysmal game. Shopping at Cashmans!
Quinn Morgendorffer, Stacy Rowe and Tiffany Blum-Deckler like this.
 
Sandi Griffin Something is odd at Cashmans. No one’s serving us!

Quinn Morgendorffer The unpopular persons dressing room. The Horror!
 
Angela Li I hope this Ringer is worth it!
 
Brittany Taylor, Angie Zammit, Lisa Fischer, Nikki Dowling and Donna Bolton are attending the event Exorcism of Tommy Sherman’s Ghost
 
Anthony DeMartino Now they a dumb enough to believe that their bathroom is haunted by a ghost!
 
Lawndale Shopper Lawndale High’s Football team is the worst in Lawndale History!
Jake Morgendorffer See, Helen!
Helen Morgendorffer Remember that he had to be had to taken off his roof by the fire department because he thought he was being chased by screaming mice.
 
Jake Morgendorffer The value of our home destroyed. Our life’s investment gone! Good-bye retirement. Good-bye, condo on the golf course. We’re ruined!
 
Daria Morgendorffer So my sister’s scouting out new zip codes, my father’s so mad he can only see the color red, and the other day when my mother was paying bills, I caught her trying to smudge her return address labels. My home life’s becoming intolerable.
Jane Lane _Becoming_ intolerable
Daria Morgendorffer Is there such a word as “intolerabler”
Thomas Sloane I take it your quarterback is still wallowing in self pity
Jane Lane He needs a reason to feel good about himself.
Daria Morgendorffer He could go back to third grade, where winning a paste-eating contest still stands for something.
Thomas Sloane Actually why not send him back to elementary school?
Daria Morgendorffer Because he would never meet the academic requirements
Thomas Sloane I mean as one of those safety lecturers. He could talk about how stupid it was to wipe out on his bike.
 
Daria Morgendorffer It’s a good thing we only had to go to Mr. O’Neill to get the ball rolling.
 
Kevin Thompson This safety lecturing stuff is cool!
 
Brittany Taylor … … Kevvy! … … *sniffle*!
 
Michael Mackenzie à Kevin Thompson Please come back!

Brittany Taylor My Kevvy wouldn’t let Lawndale become a loser town!
 
Brittany Taylor and Kevin Thompson are now in a relationship
 
Charles Ruttheimer III Listen to my announcement of the latest game where Kevin Thompson makes his triumphant comeback!
Chuck Announces – Star Quarterback Kevin Thompson scores again!
 
Jake Morgendorffer à Lawndale Shopper
I’ll bet you didn’t try to drive down property prices. Lawndale High’s quarterback is fit as a fiddle and Lawndale’s got a winner school and the best people want to live here and buy houses at market value.
 
Daria Morgendorffer This is a day of miracles

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Excerpt from: 2002 in Armidale
“Such snark, Ms. Steinhardt. Nice to see your wit hasn't changed with your look.”

Words: 15


Excerpt from: Star Trek: Voyager: What a Choice Leads to: A Different Gift
“You will not succeed,” the Queen said to Kes.

“You said that before,” Kes shot back.

Words: 18


Excerpts from: Ages of Change – Outline x2
3021 - 3030
FTL tests continue, but continue to fail.

The fallout from the Mars War continues to affect the Stellar-political 'landscape' of the system, as various nations re-align alliances. As part of this, the American Alliance continues to loose influence...
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3025
Reports of increased pirate activity in the Belt...

Alphabet-Boeing again tests FTL travel. The tests all fail. It seems the test from three years earlier is a fluke...

Brinkmanship occurs between the USUP and the Federation of Russian Mars on their shared border. Cooler heads prevail. (Only a few fanatics would want another war.)


3026
The UCR increases patrols through the many routes through the Belt.

Tesla-Apple's Investigative Division completes the investigation into the failed FTL prototypes. It concludes that if Faster Than light travel is possible, that technology is still not advanced enough for it.


3030s

3031
Tesla-Apple begins testing FTL prototypes again, using a slightly different approach.

Brinkmanship occurs on Europa between The United Provinces of Europa and the Commonwealth of Jovian States, with the latter supported by Russia and the Mars-Rus...

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Excerpt from: Ages of Change – Future Timeline
July 2021
Abbott announces that Australia's embassy to Israel will be moved to Jerusalem.

Words: 14

Total: 964