Long Distance Prank Calls - Jake
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fardell24Jake
Jake Morgendorffer heard the phone ring. He hoped it wouldn’t be who he thought it was. He picked it up.
“Hi!”
“Why do you keep calling?”
“You know why,” Bart Simpson answered.
“Just because you’re bored with your town in your flyover state…”
“North Takhoma.”
“Whatever! It doesn’t mean you bother people in another town in a completely different state!” Jake responded.
“Marylvania.”
“Gah! Why you little brat! I could be losing clients who can’t get through while you’re holding up the line!”
“Whine, Whine, Whine,” Bart said.
“Gah! That’s it! Be thankful that your father won’t send you to Military School!”
“Homer won’t. Principal Skinner though.”
That was enough for Jake. He then slammed down the phone. ‘What am I going to do?’
Jake Morgendorffer heard the phone ring. He hoped it wouldn’t be who he thought it was. He picked it up.
“Hi!”
“Why do you keep calling?”
“You know why,” Bart Simpson answered.
“Just because you’re bored with your town in your flyover state…”
“North Takhoma.”
“Whatever! It doesn’t mean you bother people in another town in a completely different state!” Jake responded.
“Marylvania.”
“Gah! Why you little brat! I could be losing clients who can’t get through while you’re holding up the line!”
“Whine, Whine, Whine,” Bart said.
“Gah! That’s it! Be thankful that your father won’t send you to Military School!”
“Homer won’t. Principal Skinner though.”
That was enough for Jake. He then slammed down the phone. ‘What am I going to do?’
