Long Distance Prank Calls - Daria

Long Distance Prank Calls
Daria

The phone rang. Daria knew who it was before she picked it up. “Not again!” she groused as she picked it up.

“Hello. Is a Hugh Jass there?” came a familiar voice.

“Bart! Why do you keep doing this?” Daria asked.

“Keep doing what?” Bart Simpson asked rhetorically.

“Prank calling people in Lawndale, especially my family and I.”

Bart chuckled. “It’s worth it to hear your monotone voice become riled up.”

“I’m sure it’s more than that,” Daria said. “But seriously, why waste your allowance on the long distance calls?”

“Because Springfield got boring! Aside from Moe, of course.”

“Of course,” Daria said, Bart having told her of the tavern owner a couple days before. “And now I have some homework and writing to do.”

“See you later, Daria!” Bart said before he hung up.

Daria knew that she was going to get another call from him sooner or later, so see turned back to her story.