Quinn's Code (A Daria AU)
Installment 4: Geekery at the Mega-Mall
Monday, October 25, 2005
“A hundred miles? To go to a mall? Dammit, there's a mall five minutes away!” Jake Morgendorffer ranted.
“Sit down, dear. We're not going,” his wife, Helen, said, reassuringly.
“Oh, oh!”
“It's not a mall, it's a super mall! The Mall of the Millennium. Everything under one roof. I could spend days there...” their younger teen daughter, Quinn said.
“If you play that John Lennon song backwards, it says, 'Imagine all the people, browsing in a mall.' Isn't that weird?” Quinn's older sister, Daria snarked.
“It's too far away, Quinn, and you've done enough shopping for this quarter,” Helen said. 'All computers all the time. It's all I can do to tear her away from them!' she thought.
“Mo-om! As a member of the Computer and Programming Clubs, I have to keep on top of the current trends in computer equipment. Some of that equipment is not available in Lawndale!”
“Computer and Programming Clubs? Did you know that she was in those clubs, Helen?” Jake asked.
“Yes, Jake.”
“The Computer and Programming Clubs? I thought she was in the Anime Club.”
“She is in that club too, Dad!” Daria said, not looking up from her plate of lasagne. 'She is definitely overachieving.’
“Say, what do you think of this PDA?” Jake said, as he took his PDA out of his pocket.
Quinn looked at it. “It's quite obsolete, Daddy. You may as well have a Newton,” she said with a slight nervous laugh. “Now, if you drive me to the Mall of the Millennium...”
“No! We're not going to a mall outside the county,” Helen said.
“How will I hold my head up in the Computer and Programming Clubs?” Quinn whined.
“A traction pulley?” Daria snarked.
Quinn turned to her sister. “Just because you're not interested in what's new and up-to-date!”
“Oh, I'm interested. But why go a mere 100 miles away? I bet they have some fascinating malls in Japan for your tech-head and otaku needs!” Daria said.
“Daria,” Helen said, trying to defuse the situation.
“I wouldn't go that far,” Quinn said.
“Japan? To go to a mall? Dammit!”
“Sit down, dear. It was a joke,” Helen said.
“Oh!” Jake said.
Quinn ran out of the kitchen.
( Quinn entered her room and slammed the door. )
Installment 4: Geekery at the Mega-Mall
Monday, October 25, 2005
“A hundred miles? To go to a mall? Dammit, there's a mall five minutes away!” Jake Morgendorffer ranted.
“Sit down, dear. We're not going,” his wife, Helen, said, reassuringly.
“Oh, oh!”
“It's not a mall, it's a super mall! The Mall of the Millennium. Everything under one roof. I could spend days there...” their younger teen daughter, Quinn said.
“If you play that John Lennon song backwards, it says, 'Imagine all the people, browsing in a mall.' Isn't that weird?” Quinn's older sister, Daria snarked.
“It's too far away, Quinn, and you've done enough shopping for this quarter,” Helen said. 'All computers all the time. It's all I can do to tear her away from them!' she thought.
“Mo-om! As a member of the Computer and Programming Clubs, I have to keep on top of the current trends in computer equipment. Some of that equipment is not available in Lawndale!”
“Computer and Programming Clubs? Did you know that she was in those clubs, Helen?” Jake asked.
“Yes, Jake.”
“The Computer and Programming Clubs? I thought she was in the Anime Club.”
“She is in that club too, Dad!” Daria said, not looking up from her plate of lasagne. 'She is definitely overachieving.’
“Say, what do you think of this PDA?” Jake said, as he took his PDA out of his pocket.
Quinn looked at it. “It's quite obsolete, Daddy. You may as well have a Newton,” she said with a slight nervous laugh. “Now, if you drive me to the Mall of the Millennium...”
“No! We're not going to a mall outside the county,” Helen said.
“How will I hold my head up in the Computer and Programming Clubs?” Quinn whined.
“A traction pulley?” Daria snarked.
Quinn turned to her sister. “Just because you're not interested in what's new and up-to-date!”
“Oh, I'm interested. But why go a mere 100 miles away? I bet they have some fascinating malls in Japan for your tech-head and otaku needs!” Daria said.
“Daria,” Helen said, trying to defuse the situation.
“I wouldn't go that far,” Quinn said.
“Japan? To go to a mall? Dammit!”
“Sit down, dear. It was a joke,” Helen said.
“Oh!” Jake said.
Quinn ran out of the kitchen.
( Quinn entered her room and slammed the door. )