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The Story of D - Facebook Edition
The Story of D – Facebook Edition
Helen Morgendorffer -> Rita Chalmers
But, if Erin never loved him, why'd she marry him in the first place?
Rita Chalmers Because he gave her herpes and thought no one else would want her!
Helen Morgendorffer Oh, lord Rita, it's a new millennium. When will people get rid of these outmoded ideas about sex?
Jane Lane Where is Daria?
Daria Morgendorffer Crap!
Stacy Rowe I wish I could win a Fashionvision Humanitarian Award.
Sandi Griffin As a prominent extracurricular organisation at Lawndale High, the Fashion Club has decided to lend our name to a worthy cause.
Quinn Morgendorffer A new mirror in the girl’s bathroom to replace the one that adds two pounds.
Sandi Griffin Donating a mirror will reflect well on us.
Jane Lane The plot may be a little muddled, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t like the story!
Sick Sad World This king of the jungle was one tubby tabby, until the animal plastic surgeon came to call. Lipo for Leo, next on Sick, Sad World.
Jake Morgendorffer Dammit! Why do they have to make the eye of the needle so darn small?
Sandi Griffin The Fashion Club has decided to write our own Fashion Magazine, in which we will make our own prognostications as to which trends will occur.
Jake Morgendorffer If it wasn't for Ellenbogen, I might be a Broadway lyricist. I could write songs for cats. I could write songs for dogs!
Helen Morgendorffer What are Daria and Tom up to?
Thomas Sloane Daria’s story was great!
Sandi Griffin The Fashion Club is proud to present, the Inaugural Fashion Club Forecast. Come to us outside Ms. Li’s Office lunchtime today and tomorrow.
Joseph Green. “An Ode to Aubergine”, interesting…
Jane Lane Maybe Quinn could publish your story, Daria.
Daria Morgendorffer I have already submitted it to this month’s Musings Story Competition.
Jane Lane That’s great!
Daria Morgendorffer It was Tom’s idea.
Timothy O’Neill That’s wonderful Daria!
Daria Morgendorffer I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t mention it in class.
Timothy O’Neill I won’t
Daria Morgendorffer Damn lying teacher!
Jane Lane He meant well for a teacher who does nothing well.
Daria Morgendorffer I'm reminded of my father.
Jane Lane Why?
Daria Morgendorffer Because I can't get the phrase, "damn idiot teachers with their damn idiot brains," out of my head.
Jodie Landon Congratulations
Daria Morgendorffer I haven’t heard back yet!
Kevin Thompson Then Why are you telling people you won?
Brittany Taylor Instead of making stuff up about writing, shouldn't you pick something good?
Daria Morgendorffer How's this. During the day, I'm a mild-mannered student. But at night, I fight crime in a stretchy-stretchy costume.
Kevin Thompson Cool! I didn't know that.
Brittany Taylor She doesn’t really.
Jodie Landon Hopefully you’ll win.
Janet Barch In the name of Jane Austin, Emily Dickinson, Anne Bronte, Emily Bronte, and Charlotte Bronte, I want to say, "You go, girl!"
Quinn Morgendorffer I can't believe all our newsletter predictions were wrong! Hems hike up, heels fall down, tweezing isn't pleasing, and dark colors like aubergine, are over.
Sandi Griffin Who would have thought that brightly comic tones like peach and lemon would suddenly come into vogue. I need to be alone.
(Sandi Griffin is offline)
Tiffany Blum-Deckler This is so sad.
Stacy Rowe Why does everything always happen to us?
Daria Morgendorffer I’ve been rejected.
Thomas Sloan What did they say?
Daria Morgendorffer Don’t worry. You’ll get over it. I knew it wasn’t good enough.
Thomas Sloane Okay, so maybe it was the wrong place. Or just a bad judge. There are lots of competitions out there. Send it somewhere else.
Daria Morgendorffer It's not enough to get rejected once, you want me to get rejected dozens of times?
Thomas Sloane Come on. It happens to everyone. One try and you give up?
Daria Morgendorffer Hey, I listened when you told me to send it in, and look what happened. Now you want me to keep submitting it so I can live in a state of perpetual misery. God, you're insensitive.
Thomas Sloane No, I’m supportive. But you're too thick-headed to notice. I liked that story, I thought it was smart, funny and insightful. None of which I could say about you right now.
Sandi Griffin Attention! Due to a senseless act of sabotage currently under investigation by investigators. The articles in our newsletter were altered prior to publication and without our knowledge. We are therefore rectifying the situation by issuing refunds.
Sandi Griffin Maybe we don’t have to do something to get a plaque…
Sandi Griffin after a couple of tries, here is our dedication of plaque in the girls bathroom.
<-Video->
It’s the thought that counts.
Stacy Rowe I said I was sorry!
Daria Morgendorffer -> Thomas Sloane I'm cooking up a delicious juicy crow tonight and thought you might like to come over for a drumstick.
Thomas Sloane Oh, I'm not hungry... but I'll watch you eat.
Daria Morgendorffer So, apparently the judges liked my story, but didn’t want to publish it as a part of the Competition, but look forward to rejecting me in the future?
Helen Morgendorffer Daria and Tom kissing!? What else are they up to?
Helen Morgendorffer -> Rita Chalmers
But, if Erin never loved him, why'd she marry him in the first place?
Rita Chalmers Because he gave her herpes and thought no one else would want her!
Helen Morgendorffer Oh, lord Rita, it's a new millennium. When will people get rid of these outmoded ideas about sex?
Jane Lane Where is Daria?
Daria Morgendorffer Crap!
Stacy Rowe I wish I could win a Fashionvision Humanitarian Award.
Sandi Griffin As a prominent extracurricular organisation at Lawndale High, the Fashion Club has decided to lend our name to a worthy cause.
Quinn Morgendorffer A new mirror in the girl’s bathroom to replace the one that adds two pounds.
Sandi Griffin Donating a mirror will reflect well on us.
Jane Lane The plot may be a little muddled, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t like the story!
Sick Sad World This king of the jungle was one tubby tabby, until the animal plastic surgeon came to call. Lipo for Leo, next on Sick, Sad World.
Jake Morgendorffer Dammit! Why do they have to make the eye of the needle so darn small?
Sandi Griffin The Fashion Club has decided to write our own Fashion Magazine, in which we will make our own prognostications as to which trends will occur.
Jake Morgendorffer If it wasn't for Ellenbogen, I might be a Broadway lyricist. I could write songs for cats. I could write songs for dogs!
Helen Morgendorffer What are Daria and Tom up to?
Thomas Sloane Daria’s story was great!
Sandi Griffin The Fashion Club is proud to present, the Inaugural Fashion Club Forecast. Come to us outside Ms. Li’s Office lunchtime today and tomorrow.
Joseph Green. “An Ode to Aubergine”, interesting…
Jane Lane Maybe Quinn could publish your story, Daria.
Daria Morgendorffer I have already submitted it to this month’s Musings Story Competition.
Jane Lane That’s great!
Daria Morgendorffer It was Tom’s idea.
Timothy O’Neill That’s wonderful Daria!
Daria Morgendorffer I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t mention it in class.
Timothy O’Neill I won’t
Daria Morgendorffer Damn lying teacher!
Jane Lane He meant well for a teacher who does nothing well.
Daria Morgendorffer I'm reminded of my father.
Jane Lane Why?
Daria Morgendorffer Because I can't get the phrase, "damn idiot teachers with their damn idiot brains," out of my head.
Jodie Landon Congratulations
Daria Morgendorffer I haven’t heard back yet!
Kevin Thompson Then Why are you telling people you won?
Brittany Taylor Instead of making stuff up about writing, shouldn't you pick something good?
Daria Morgendorffer How's this. During the day, I'm a mild-mannered student. But at night, I fight crime in a stretchy-stretchy costume.
Kevin Thompson Cool! I didn't know that.
Brittany Taylor She doesn’t really.
Jodie Landon Hopefully you’ll win.
Janet Barch In the name of Jane Austin, Emily Dickinson, Anne Bronte, Emily Bronte, and Charlotte Bronte, I want to say, "You go, girl!"
Quinn Morgendorffer I can't believe all our newsletter predictions were wrong! Hems hike up, heels fall down, tweezing isn't pleasing, and dark colors like aubergine, are over.
Sandi Griffin Who would have thought that brightly comic tones like peach and lemon would suddenly come into vogue. I need to be alone.
(Sandi Griffin is offline)
Tiffany Blum-Deckler This is so sad.
Stacy Rowe Why does everything always happen to us?
Daria Morgendorffer I’ve been rejected.
Thomas Sloan What did they say?
Daria Morgendorffer Don’t worry. You’ll get over it. I knew it wasn’t good enough.
Thomas Sloane Okay, so maybe it was the wrong place. Or just a bad judge. There are lots of competitions out there. Send it somewhere else.
Daria Morgendorffer It's not enough to get rejected once, you want me to get rejected dozens of times?
Thomas Sloane Come on. It happens to everyone. One try and you give up?
Daria Morgendorffer Hey, I listened when you told me to send it in, and look what happened. Now you want me to keep submitting it so I can live in a state of perpetual misery. God, you're insensitive.
Thomas Sloane No, I’m supportive. But you're too thick-headed to notice. I liked that story, I thought it was smart, funny and insightful. None of which I could say about you right now.
Sandi Griffin Attention! Due to a senseless act of sabotage currently under investigation by investigators. The articles in our newsletter were altered prior to publication and without our knowledge. We are therefore rectifying the situation by issuing refunds.
Sandi Griffin Maybe we don’t have to do something to get a plaque…
Sandi Griffin after a couple of tries, here is our dedication of plaque in the girls bathroom.
<-Video->
It’s the thought that counts.
Stacy Rowe I said I was sorry!
Daria Morgendorffer -> Thomas Sloane I'm cooking up a delicious juicy crow tonight and thought you might like to come over for a drumstick.
Thomas Sloane Oh, I'm not hungry... but I'll watch you eat.
Daria Morgendorffer So, apparently the judges liked my story, but didn’t want to publish it as a part of the Competition, but look forward to rejecting me in the future?
Helen Morgendorffer Daria and Tom kissing!? What else are they up to?