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Candace - OWCA Agent - Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror
Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror
“Good Morning, Agent M,” Monogram said. “Lawn gnomes across the Tri-State Area are disappearing, leaving thousands of gardens unprotected against black magic. We suspect Doofenshmirtz. Get right on it.”
‘Are you sure it’s Doofenshmirtz, not someone else?’ Candace thought as the screen changed.
‘Doofenshmirtz not present in his building.’
“Then where is he?”
Stacy Hirano and Jenny Brown arrived at the Flynn-Fletchers. They saw Phineas and Ferb put the finishing touches on the beach they were constructing. “Hey, Where’s Candace?” Stacy asked as she came up to Phineas.
“I’m not sure. She was inside earlier,” Phineas said.
“I know she was,” Stacy said, thinking on what she had been saying about Suzy and Katie. She knew that Candace didn’t really spend time with either of them. “But I wanted to tell her that we passed Jeremy and his buddies with their surf boards.”
“Cool,” Phineas said.
Stacy glanced at the water, where she could see her overachiever sister with the other Fireside Girls in her troop. She supressed a sigh and turned to Jenny. “Let’s see if Candace is in her room before we go to the water.”
“Sure,” Jenny said.
Candace had disguised herself as a lawn gnome before waiting at the side of the house. Phineas and Ferb had outdone themselves again. The beach was totally bustable! She had seen Stacy and Jenny talking to Phineas but hadn’t heard what Stacy was saying. She sighed. Then suddenly she was falling. Doofenshmirtz had fallen for her plan.
Jenny knocked on Candace’s door. No response. She looked to Stacy, who shrugged, so she opened the door. “She’s not here,” she said.
“I’ll call her,” Stacy said.
As she arrived where Doofenshmirtz was, Candace felt her phone vibrate. She knew it was Stacy, but there was no option but to let it go to voicemail.
“Wow, that’s a large one!” Doofenshmirtz said, as he came to Candace.
“Guess again, Doofenshmirtz!”
“A teenage girl?” Doofenshmirtz said, confused. “You sound familiar…”
Candace whipped off her disguise.
“CANDACE FLYNN the teenage agent!?”
“That’s me! Your nemesis,” Candace said in a dour tone.
“You are mine now!” Doof said as he held up a remote. He pressed the button, but a garage door rolled up.
“Of course,” she said. She pressed a button on her watch, and the location of the room was indicated. It was beneath the empty lot next door to home. Below where Phineas and Ferb had created their beach, but at a higher level than her OWCA Lair. Both were accessible to the cave system that permeated the ground beneath Danville.
“No, you are mine now!” A television turned on.
“Get on with it,” Candace said.
“Wait, Agent Flynn. You are mine now!” A cage then came down.
She looked over it, as she waited for Heinz to tell her another part of his terrible past.
Stacy waited before calling Candace a second time. Then a third time. “That’s strange,” she said. She turned to Jenny and found that she was looking out the window towards the beach.
“Maybe she’s down there now,” Jenny said. “I hope Phineas and Ferb have used fresh water!”
“Only one way to find out,” Stacy said as she went to the door. “And hopefully we’ll find Candace.”
Jeremy Johnson arrived at the Flynn Fletchers. The beach that the boys had created looked just like a real one. ‘Wow!’ he thought. He knew he would get some surfing in. Then he saw Stacy Hirano and Jenny Brown come out of the house. He waved. They both came over. “Hi, Stacy,” he said.
“Hi, Jeremy,” Stacy said. “Doing some surfing, I see.”
“Yes.”
“By yourself?” Stacy asked.
“Probably,” Jeremy said. ‘Is Candace here?’ he wondered.
“Let’s get this beach party started!” Phineas said.
“Wave machines?” Jeremy said. “They’ve gone all out,” he said to Stacy and Jenny.
Jenny dipped her finger in the water and licked it. “Fresh Water!”
“Environmentally friendly too,” Jeremy said.
“Wouldn’t want sea salt getting into the groundwater,” Jenny said.
“But I still can’t see Candace,” Stacy said. “Maybe she’s hiding…”
Backyard Beach.
Candace listened as Heinz told her more of his past. “…But those were lean times for my father and our beloved lawn gnome was repossessed. Who would protect our zatzenfruit garden from those witches, spells and wood trolls?
From a tender age, my father decided that it would be me. Like if he saw me moving…. ‘Bewegen Sie nicht!’ he would say in an urgent and condescending tone! While the other children played Kick-the-Schtumpel and eat Doonkelberries, I would stand for hours…”
“She’s still not here…” Stacy considered as she watched Jenny’s brother join the surfing contest that had started.
“Maybe she’s getting their mom,” Jenny pointed out.
“I certainly wouldn’t put that past her,” Stacy considered.
“We could call her again…” Jenny stopped and then exclaimed. “That Buford!”
“What?” Stacy asked. She looked and saw the van Stomm boy laying into Django on his surfboard, just before the two of them were wiped out. “Ginger says he’s been getting more annoying.”
Jenny ran to the water, where Django crawled out. “Are you OK?” she asked.
Django stood up, allowing Jenny to hug him, as she glared at Buford.
“…Oh, Kids today and their holographic projections,” Stanky Dog said.
Phineas won the surfing competition. He looked over to where Ferb was organising activities. It was a good day!
Jeremy came to Stacy and Jenny again. “Was your brother OK?” he asked.
“He’s fine now,” Jenny answered. “But that Buford, something needs to be done.”
“I’m not sure what,” Jeremy said. ‘Although he is afraid of Suzy for some reason.’ That wouldn’t help.
“We’re going to see if Candace comes home,” Stacy said.
“Sure.”
35 - 45 feet below, Candace looked at the Destructinator after Heinz had revealed it. She picked the lock of the cage with her hairpin and moved into action. “You’re not taking out your frustrations on the people of Danville!”
“Haven’t you said something like that before?” Heinz asked.
“Uh!” Candace said as she leapt at Heinz.
After a brief tussle, the setting on the Inator changed from ‘suck’ to ‘blow’.
‘Uh oh!’ Candace thought. She knew what happened when settings were changed on an Inator. ‘Where’s the self-destruct button?’
Back on the beach, a mound appeared in the water. “Is that a volcano?” Isabella Garcia-Shapiro asked incredulously. She didn’t think Phineas would do something too dangerous.
Then lawn gnomes began erupting from the mound. “Gnomes!” Stanky Dog cried out. “It’s Gnomageddon!”
‘Really?’ Isabella thought as people started running.
“Here it is,” Candace said as she pressed the self-destruct button. “See you, Heinz. Agent Flynn is out!” She then made herself scarce.
“Curse you, Candace Flynn!”
The Destructinator then exploded…
As a result of the Destructinator exploding, the cave began to collapse. ‘Uh oh!’ Heinz said before making himself scarce.
The collapse of the cave below caused the water at the beach to drain away. It was fortunate that the explosion of lawn gnomes had caused the people to vacate the water. “Looks like the beach party’s over,” Phineas said.
“At least everyone was out of the water,” Isabella said.
“That was quite lucky.”
As Candace emerged from one of her lair tunnels into the backyard. “Hi, Mom!”
“Is something going on there?” her mother asked.
“Phineas and Ferb have built a beach!”
“I know!”
“With wave machines and everything!”
“Really Candace? I will be there in a minute.”
“Yes!” She said as she hung up. She turned around and saw that people were leaving. “What happened?” she asked Phineas.
“Lawn gnomes erupted everywhere, and then the water drained away,” Phineas explained. He pressed a remote and the side fence folded up.
“Candace!” Stacy called out.
Candace turned and saw Stacy, along with Jenny and …Jeremy! She blushed.
“Where were you?” Stacy asked as she ran uo.
“Um, I was a little busy…” Candace dissembled.
“I called a few times!” Stacy said.
“Oops!” Candace said.
“You missed a spectacular beach party,” Jeremy said.
“Really?” Candace asked.
“Your brothers went all out,” Jenny answered.
“I heard,” Candace added.
Linda Flynn entered the backyard to see nothing unusual. Candace was being her usual self. “Hey boys!”
“But but but!”
“Good Morning, Agent M,” Monogram said. “Lawn gnomes across the Tri-State Area are disappearing, leaving thousands of gardens unprotected against black magic. We suspect Doofenshmirtz. Get right on it.”
‘Are you sure it’s Doofenshmirtz, not someone else?’ Candace thought as the screen changed.
‘Doofenshmirtz not present in his building.’
“Then where is he?”
Stacy Hirano and Jenny Brown arrived at the Flynn-Fletchers. They saw Phineas and Ferb put the finishing touches on the beach they were constructing. “Hey, Where’s Candace?” Stacy asked as she came up to Phineas.
“I’m not sure. She was inside earlier,” Phineas said.
“I know she was,” Stacy said, thinking on what she had been saying about Suzy and Katie. She knew that Candace didn’t really spend time with either of them. “But I wanted to tell her that we passed Jeremy and his buddies with their surf boards.”
“Cool,” Phineas said.
Stacy glanced at the water, where she could see her overachiever sister with the other Fireside Girls in her troop. She supressed a sigh and turned to Jenny. “Let’s see if Candace is in her room before we go to the water.”
“Sure,” Jenny said.
Candace had disguised herself as a lawn gnome before waiting at the side of the house. Phineas and Ferb had outdone themselves again. The beach was totally bustable! She had seen Stacy and Jenny talking to Phineas but hadn’t heard what Stacy was saying. She sighed. Then suddenly she was falling. Doofenshmirtz had fallen for her plan.
Jenny knocked on Candace’s door. No response. She looked to Stacy, who shrugged, so she opened the door. “She’s not here,” she said.
“I’ll call her,” Stacy said.
As she arrived where Doofenshmirtz was, Candace felt her phone vibrate. She knew it was Stacy, but there was no option but to let it go to voicemail.
“Wow, that’s a large one!” Doofenshmirtz said, as he came to Candace.
“Guess again, Doofenshmirtz!”
“A teenage girl?” Doofenshmirtz said, confused. “You sound familiar…”
Candace whipped off her disguise.
“CANDACE FLYNN the teenage agent!?”
“That’s me! Your nemesis,” Candace said in a dour tone.
“You are mine now!” Doof said as he held up a remote. He pressed the button, but a garage door rolled up.
“Of course,” she said. She pressed a button on her watch, and the location of the room was indicated. It was beneath the empty lot next door to home. Below where Phineas and Ferb had created their beach, but at a higher level than her OWCA Lair. Both were accessible to the cave system that permeated the ground beneath Danville.
“No, you are mine now!” A television turned on.
“Get on with it,” Candace said.
“Wait, Agent Flynn. You are mine now!” A cage then came down.
She looked over it, as she waited for Heinz to tell her another part of his terrible past.
Stacy waited before calling Candace a second time. Then a third time. “That’s strange,” she said. She turned to Jenny and found that she was looking out the window towards the beach.
“Maybe she’s down there now,” Jenny said. “I hope Phineas and Ferb have used fresh water!”
“Only one way to find out,” Stacy said as she went to the door. “And hopefully we’ll find Candace.”
Jeremy Johnson arrived at the Flynn Fletchers. The beach that the boys had created looked just like a real one. ‘Wow!’ he thought. He knew he would get some surfing in. Then he saw Stacy Hirano and Jenny Brown come out of the house. He waved. They both came over. “Hi, Stacy,” he said.
“Hi, Jeremy,” Stacy said. “Doing some surfing, I see.”
“Yes.”
“By yourself?” Stacy asked.
“Probably,” Jeremy said. ‘Is Candace here?’ he wondered.
“Let’s get this beach party started!” Phineas said.
“Wave machines?” Jeremy said. “They’ve gone all out,” he said to Stacy and Jenny.
Jenny dipped her finger in the water and licked it. “Fresh Water!”
“Environmentally friendly too,” Jeremy said.
“Wouldn’t want sea salt getting into the groundwater,” Jenny said.
“But I still can’t see Candace,” Stacy said. “Maybe she’s hiding…”
Backyard Beach.
Candace listened as Heinz told her more of his past. “…But those were lean times for my father and our beloved lawn gnome was repossessed. Who would protect our zatzenfruit garden from those witches, spells and wood trolls?
From a tender age, my father decided that it would be me. Like if he saw me moving…. ‘Bewegen Sie nicht!’ he would say in an urgent and condescending tone! While the other children played Kick-the-Schtumpel and eat Doonkelberries, I would stand for hours…”
“She’s still not here…” Stacy considered as she watched Jenny’s brother join the surfing contest that had started.
“Maybe she’s getting their mom,” Jenny pointed out.
“I certainly wouldn’t put that past her,” Stacy considered.
“We could call her again…” Jenny stopped and then exclaimed. “That Buford!”
“What?” Stacy asked. She looked and saw the van Stomm boy laying into Django on his surfboard, just before the two of them were wiped out. “Ginger says he’s been getting more annoying.”
Jenny ran to the water, where Django crawled out. “Are you OK?” she asked.
Django stood up, allowing Jenny to hug him, as she glared at Buford.
“…Oh, Kids today and their holographic projections,” Stanky Dog said.
Phineas won the surfing competition. He looked over to where Ferb was organising activities. It was a good day!
Jeremy came to Stacy and Jenny again. “Was your brother OK?” he asked.
“He’s fine now,” Jenny answered. “But that Buford, something needs to be done.”
“I’m not sure what,” Jeremy said. ‘Although he is afraid of Suzy for some reason.’ That wouldn’t help.
“We’re going to see if Candace comes home,” Stacy said.
“Sure.”
35 - 45 feet below, Candace looked at the Destructinator after Heinz had revealed it. She picked the lock of the cage with her hairpin and moved into action. “You’re not taking out your frustrations on the people of Danville!”
“Haven’t you said something like that before?” Heinz asked.
“Uh!” Candace said as she leapt at Heinz.
After a brief tussle, the setting on the Inator changed from ‘suck’ to ‘blow’.
‘Uh oh!’ Candace thought. She knew what happened when settings were changed on an Inator. ‘Where’s the self-destruct button?’
Back on the beach, a mound appeared in the water. “Is that a volcano?” Isabella Garcia-Shapiro asked incredulously. She didn’t think Phineas would do something too dangerous.
Then lawn gnomes began erupting from the mound. “Gnomes!” Stanky Dog cried out. “It’s Gnomageddon!”
‘Really?’ Isabella thought as people started running.
“Here it is,” Candace said as she pressed the self-destruct button. “See you, Heinz. Agent Flynn is out!” She then made herself scarce.
“Curse you, Candace Flynn!”
The Destructinator then exploded…
As a result of the Destructinator exploding, the cave began to collapse. ‘Uh oh!’ Heinz said before making himself scarce.
The collapse of the cave below caused the water at the beach to drain away. It was fortunate that the explosion of lawn gnomes had caused the people to vacate the water. “Looks like the beach party’s over,” Phineas said.
“At least everyone was out of the water,” Isabella said.
“That was quite lucky.”
As Candace emerged from one of her lair tunnels into the backyard. “Hi, Mom!”
“Is something going on there?” her mother asked.
“Phineas and Ferb have built a beach!”
“I know!”
“With wave machines and everything!”
“Really Candace? I will be there in a minute.”
“Yes!” She said as she hung up. She turned around and saw that people were leaving. “What happened?” she asked Phineas.
“Lawn gnomes erupted everywhere, and then the water drained away,” Phineas explained. He pressed a remote and the side fence folded up.
“Candace!” Stacy called out.
Candace turned and saw Stacy, along with Jenny and …Jeremy! She blushed.
“Where were you?” Stacy asked as she ran uo.
“Um, I was a little busy…” Candace dissembled.
“I called a few times!” Stacy said.
“Oops!” Candace said.
“You missed a spectacular beach party,” Jeremy said.
“Really?” Candace asked.
“Your brothers went all out,” Jenny answered.
“I heard,” Candace added.
Linda Flynn entered the backyard to see nothing unusual. Candace was being her usual self. “Hey boys!”
“But but but!”